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 After last week’s All-Timer, Top 5 GDP girl and scene,this blondie had a really tough act to follow.  Could she possibly measure up, or at least stand on her own?

Unknown Girl #222 is 21-years-old, which is at the upper end of the age range that GirlsDoPorn usually shoots.  The interview starts right off by stating that UK #222 was going to cancel, but after changing her mind back-and-forth, finally committed to it.  They shot her right away (smart) before she talks herself out of it once more.

She has a boyfriend of about 5 months that has no idea she is doing porn today.  She has a bit of a lisp, which is kind of cute. She is anxious and doesn’t stop shaking her right leg throughout the interview.

All this nervous energy sets UK #222 up to be the kind of girl where her genuine reluctance and nervousness can drive the viewers’ desire to see her fucked by a stranger 0 my kind of scene.  But it doesn’t end up working out that way, as we shall see.

She stupidly tells us that she works at an elementary school and goes to “Fullerton College”, which is just shockingly unaware to say out loud.  I wouldn’t be surprised to read soon that she has been ‘outed’ and fired from her job working with kids.  Dumbass.

She lost her virginity at 16, and it was a bad experience because the sex was poor.  She’s been with about 10 guys, not a bad number considering her age.  She hasn’t cheated on her current boyfriend yet (obviously that streak is over), but has cheated on a previous one.

She’s had one threesome with her best friend and her current boyfriend, and has tried anal but astutely observes that anal pleasure is “all in the head – you just have to tell yourself it feels good”.  Well, at least she’s honest about that.

Most importantly (in hindsight) she is a regular porn watcher and watches all kinds of scenes at least 4 times a week.

So from all this, I’m hoping that UK #222 will be a more timid, frightened kind of fuck that will get wrecked by the biggest dick she’s taken at least for a while.  Instead, unfortunately, the whole scene comes off as UK #222’s attempt to audition for professional porn.  Is this GirlsDoPorn (where innocence is the key) or Backroom Casting Couch (where soulless whores dwell)?

UK #222 jumps right into the blowjob, and there is no hesitation or nerves anymore.  So much for this being an “innocent” or “hesitant” kind of thrill.  She sucks that cock like a porn pro, with deep stroking and mouth coordination and camera-pleasing angles.  She even attacks the balls without being asked:

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She is so anxious to prove herself “porn worthy” that she goes a little too far and chokes on the cock at the 9.52 mark.  It doesn’t slow her down for even a second.

At some point during the BJ, she is told to take her top off, and we get to see her most controversial asset – her big fake boobs.  On the surface they look well made, with no obvious scars.  They are symmetrical and her nipples fit on them well.  Under clothes, I’m sure they draw a lot of attention.

But they are just too big for any realism at all.  You just aren’t ever going to ask her “Are they real?” because the answer is obvious:

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It’s a real shame, because even with a B-cup, this girl would have been an all-natural knockout.  It’s weird but true – the thing she probably paid the most money for to improve her looks actually destroys the value in the rest of her body.  She has a really nice ass and legs, and when you don’t have to be off-put by her cartoon boobs, that view looks enticing:

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Even more cartoon-like is UK #222’s porno-inspired dirty talk and fake moaning.  You would think an image like this…

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… is completely fap-able.  But when it comes with her clichéd declarations of “your cock is SO BIG” and “do you like that WET PUSSY?” and “you’re going to make me CUMMMMM!” and every other saying you’ve heard from other fake-titted pornstars, this scene seems much less like GirlsDoPorn and more like Brazzers.

She even copies all those over-the-top “orgasms” that she thinks are expected of a pro porn scene, the first coming at the 13.44 mark.  It’s not a bad fake orgasm, and if she stopped there, you might convince yourself of its authenticity:

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But she doesn’t stop there.  She has another “orgasm” at the 20.20 mark (this one far less convincing) in reverse-cowgirl, punctuated with more canned “porno noise” coming out of her mouth:

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It doesn’t help the GDP’s “Orange Problem” persists, where this girl and the past few from this series is so poorly lit that the tan parts of their body look like pumpkin and the white parts look tan.  Notice her boob region, clearly with bikini covered tan lines, still looking ridiculously orange/yellow in this scene.  They need to fix this shit, fast.  Pay for goddamn white light lamps, for christsakes.

Back to UK #222, and her mimicking of all those porn scenes she’s watched before.  In doggie, she proceeds to have not one, not two, but THREE “orgasms” in this position, first at the 23.26 mark:

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then at the 25.20 mark:

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and finally at the 27.20 marks:

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Admittedly, these are the most convincing ones she’s performed, if not for the fact that they occur minutes from each other.  Doggie is her favorite position (like all girls), so it probably DID feel really good, but these easy “orgasms” and her practiced porno vocalizations just feel contrived.  Add in her dominating, super-fake boobs, and it’s hard finding any sincerity in any part of this scene.

One small benefit to having her atypical fake tits is a small, couple minute segment of tit-fucking:

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But it isn’t enough to save this scene.  Even the GDP male talent senses something wrong, as his history of already weak cumshots takes an even worse turn as he is barely able to get more than one spurt out.

Hilariously, the male talent whispers “Welcome to Porn” as he cums on her face – you might need headphones to hear it, but it’s one of the few hidden highlights.

If you are familiar with my Reviews, you know that I hate fake tits.  But even worse that that, I hate fake performances even more.  Authenticity, even nervous, unskilled authenticity, is what I seek most.  UK #222 has none, despite a promising start of genuine nervousness.

The final nail is when UK #222, while cleaning the cum off her face in the bathroom, declares she is ready to shoot “another video” with GDP right away.  And since GDP gave two scenes to the last girl with fake-tits, we’ll probably get another double helping of this girl too.  UGH

This scene is Not Recommended.  There is nothing real about this scene at all.  Go get last week’s scene instead to remind yourself why the GDP series is worth following.

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